Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
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