Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
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You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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