Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
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my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
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Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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