the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
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Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
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Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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