She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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