why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Randomize
