I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
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girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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