White coat. Heels.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
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