Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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