pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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