so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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