She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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