What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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