gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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