batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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