We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
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When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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