cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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