i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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