I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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