His pubic hair was longer than his dick
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
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he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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