I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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