Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
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her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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