She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
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Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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