You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
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Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
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TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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