ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
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She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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