I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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