we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...