for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
did i walk over a car last night?
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks