I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
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I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.