I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Randomize
