I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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