The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I hate my date so much right now for even thinking I want to do the electric slide.
I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
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Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
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I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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