My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
The air was thick with penises
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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