I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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