I think scott just propositioned me for sex
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
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He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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