So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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