But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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