I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
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We need to rekindle our bromance
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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