I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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