But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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