Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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