3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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