A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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