walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
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my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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