So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
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