k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
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