didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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