Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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