question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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