morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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