shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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