8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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