Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
