So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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