How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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