we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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