You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm at about main and main street
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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