I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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